I’ve been out of highschool for….*has to remember* six years now. But it seems that a lot of people who have also been out for the same amount of time, and sometimes less, don’t realise how “Highschool” they really are being.

Three, specific, girls in my current class are driving me insane. They all are so disgustingly sweet it makes my future children’s teeth ache, they are very superficial and fake, to top it off, they COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN!

First off: If you’re going to bitch, which we all do – goodness knows I’m doing it right now – DO NOT CONTRIDICT YOURSELF IN THE NEXT SENTENCE!!! Dear lord, I’m sure Jesus turned over in His heavenly grave.

Secondly: DON’T REPEAT IT SO MANY GAWDEMM TIMES, that I want to rip your ears off and shove them down your throat so you’ll know how STUPID you freaking sound.

Third: STOP ACTING LIKE A FREAKING CHILD!!! You are 20 years old and up. ACT LIKE IT. You may have had BAD parenting, where your parents acted like freaks/children/highschool students, but in the real world, we learn to grow up and suck it up. So….

Forth: SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS!!! No one gives a shit if you have one, two or fifteen gawdemm kids/boyfriends/lack-there-of-boyfriends. YOU POPPED THAT KID OUT {at 15 y/o none-the-less}!! You TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!

And lastly: DO NOT TURN YOUR CHILD/FAMILY MEMBER/BOYFRIEND INTO A FREAKING EXCUSE!! Your Child/Family Member/Boyfriend OBVIOUSLY deserves more than you are giving them! You have a kid, you take responsibility, you can’t do the homework, then DROP OUT, you stupid wench.

A word to the wise women/teens/young adults out there, who really really want to learn how to not be hated by their peers:

Be nice, be curteous, don’t talk smack about people that everyone else loved, and don’t fucking complain about the sky being blue and your kid being fucking born. No one cares about your problems, and we all hope you shut up sooner, rather than later, so we can forget how annoying you really fucking are.

Highschool-wanna-be’s/still-are’s make me fucking sick.

Grow up.